The Surge – Justice Coopers Mother’s ZenCart

Being a business leader is tough @ times. After slandering Justice Coopers honorable name, I tried to put her Mother’s ZenCart out of business so they could not afford to sue me 4 libel & malice

J.C’s mother’s Zencart was a small business. She literally risked her Life running the retail store. She even shipped copies of the King James Holy Bible 2 Iran which enraged the Grand Ayatollah Ali al-Sistani. She never flinched though, & stood her ground like Mother Teresa

Her ZenCart product mix was a hand-picked hodge-podge of goods as follows

Her bestselling item was the King James Holy Bible
she also sold
Copies of the Queen Mother’s World Famous Recipe “Cucumber, Spinach, & Fried Green Tomatoes Subway Sandwich”
Copies of her own Banana, Coffee, Chocolate, & Orange (Jafa)  Milkshake recipe
Copies of George Berkeley “Three Dialogues between Hylas and Philonous”
A paperback version of Ten Plays by Euripedes
Handy Pocketbooks size edition of US Constitution
Old Fashioned print Newspaper subscriptions like Wall Street Journal, New York Post, & Christian Examiner
Hardcover book version of “How to Win Friends & Influence People” by Norman Vincent Pearle
A Hip Hop LP by Jay Z
A Shure mic, A Korg, & A Boss
A bar of Turkish Delight
The Australian chocolate bar Violet Crumble
Lashings of Ginger Beer
Glass jars of imported Marmite
Magazine subscriptions to AARP, Cost-Co, Mad, & Christianity Today
A rare collection of FOX News coffee mugs signed by Bill O’Reilly, Alan Combs, & Geraldo at Large himself
An Anderson Cooper smoking jacket
A Dave Bryan Rolodex
A Jan Norman Bobble head with Extended Warranty
Flowers: Easter Lillies
An Orange Amp
Disney, WB, Paramount, Columbia, James Dean, & Marilyn Monroe Memorabilia
Officially licensed University of California Los Angeles Bruins tee-shirts
Vintage Elvis Presley Phonograph records 7″ 45rpm’s
Collectable theatre posters from Broadway. CATS, Rent, Annie, etc
An auction 4 her ticket stubs from her attendance of The Beatles gig during the British Invasion
A study guide 4 LSAT exams
Police & Oakley sunglasses frames with  prescription lenses refill
Legal DVD copies of One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest starring Jack Nicholson
FBI approved VHS copies of The Ten Commandments starring Charlton Heston
Crystal, glass, & gold ornaments of the Virgin Mary, Holy Cross, & very Christ himself
Plus…her PayPal donate button accepted donations to help Mothers Against Drunk Driving (M.A.D.D), A.A, N.A, & Doctors without Borders

I spread vicious rumors & lies about her Zencart business practice. I went to her church, told the parish, parishners, congregation, priest, & pastors that I had ordered the Holy Bible & received books like Harry Potter, Evolution, & Salem Witchcraft instead. I posted on usitc.gov, http://smallbiz.att.com/, CBA, that I ordered Passion of the Christ directed by Mel Gibson and starring Jim Caviezel & received Burbank style pornography like Debbie does Dallas. I released a wiki leak telling the press I had ordered a Bruins tee-shirt & received a 666 imprint, I said she put whiskey in her tea, was a battleaxe with brass knobs, & was a bloody drunkard big mouth. I even redirected her Zencart to a kids dot xxx hosted by GoDaddy.com ha ha ha

The final straw, when she took communion on Sunday, I feel off my pew with a fake seizure crying Witch, Witch, Witch! pointing at the old bag lady

Now her partners Grannie Smith & Mrs Fields won’t talk to her anymore. She was set up, framed because of my lies. When her business dropped off the map, & she could not pay her Capital One credit card, she had a heart attack. A Doctor saved her life, thus the operation

Anyhow, that’s my story

I was certain now that Justice Cooper would not sue me libel or malice

GuN 

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