SCENE PILOT-1/4. LATER ON THE BLUFF
[DELL, MAC, MOE, & HARLEY RYDER ARE LYING BELLY DOWN ON THE BLUFF LOOKING DOWN ON ALIENS LOADING TRAINS WITH ALIEN TECHNOLOGY IN THE VALLEY BELOW
SOUNDS OF THE WIND & THE BREEZE
THEY PUT DOWN THEIR BINOCULARS & PDA’s AS RM’S HELICOPTER DISAPPEARS INTO THE HORIZON
DELL: Holy cow! Looks like the revolution has begun. They’ve got alien technology!
MAC: FCC denies the existence of this part of the light spectrum. I’m waiting for communications from #7 on my C.Crane
Moe: Crank faster!
HARLEY RYDER: There’s no time! We must notify Glen Naughty
HARLEY RYDER: (shout) Dell. I said we must notify Glen Naughty!!!
HARLEY RYDER: wot!!!…Tell me
MAC: Glen Naughty is dead
HARLEY RYDER: My god. How!
Moe: According to Chaplin Kane, the nut was trampled to death Friday night att the Staples Center after screaming fans breached the security of his dressing room wardrobe.
HARLEY RYDER: (HOWLS) Nook!!!!!
#7: V.O ON MAC’S C.Crane: Achtung Baby! Gather round the wireless
DELL: Verizon Wireless (Ask)
MAC: Dum Dum. Wireless is an old term for radio
MOE: i heart radio
THE GROUP HUDDLES IN A CIRCLE AROUND THE RADIO –
SOUNDS OF #7’s VOICE OVER AM STATIC
#7: V.O ON MAC’S C.Crane: Greetings all. There’s a delay. Technical difficulties I’m afraid. We believe RM put a line tap on Stephen J Proctor Jr’s phone. Dot found the NBC Encryption device on his MOT box this morn so she’s been in a rush scanning for the CWTV Medfield Complex chips. Up in ARMS. No time. It’s like a wildfire on Stephen’s FaceBook page so there must be Wikileak post somewhere. She’s put out more fires today than a City Fire Chief so secure all lines…block communications now!
DELL, MAC, MOE, & HARLEY RYDER BLOCK COMMUNICATIONS ON THEIR PDA’s
#7: V.O ON MAC’S C.Crane: Dell, Mac, Moe, Here’s your New Order. Go West to California. Visit the Cat Club on the Hollywood Sunset Strip to liaise with Agent Farquar Cooper. I know it’s a long distance but he’s got the bundled plan you’ll need. Dress the part, blend with the crowd, be aloof, suspicious of everyone. My advice is to carry a Magnum 45
DELL, MAC, & MOE: (IN UNION) Shall we GoDaddy (ASK)
#7: V.O ON MAC’S C.Crane: No. Under no circumstances can anyone GoDaddy. We’ll need clear channels, secure lines we can trust. ZY! Shadow network only till further notice. Code word…”George”
Harley Ryder. Ride like the wind. Liaise with Stanley Freeman. He’s at Alien Cathouse.
Harley Ryder: No! That’s a million miles in my favorite dress on Interstate 5! I’ve only found out Glen Naughty is dead…i.i.i like…
#7: V.O ON MAC’S C.Crane: Soon, let there be light. Right now, obey
#7 CUTS HIS COMMUNICATIONS ON RADIO.
DELL, MAC, & MOE MOVE TOWARDS THEIR FORD EXCURSION & HARLEY RYDER RIDES OFF ON HER MOTORCYCLE